All the politicians on the campaign trail decided to show the people that they could participate in bipartisanship, even if on a limited basis. They all got together in an RV and went on the campaign trail, from town to town, to show the voting bloc that they could all “come together.”
All of a sudden, their RV ran off the road and crashed into a tree in an old farmer’s field.
The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate.
He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.
A few days later the local sheriff, Secret Service, U.S. Marshalls, NSA, CIA and the National Guard came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.
The old farmer said, “I buried them.”
The sheriff asked the old farmer, “Were they all dead?”
The old farmer replied, “Well, some of them said they weren’t, but you just can’t believe them, now can you?”