Gotta Love Those German Texans!

Posted: January 13, 2010 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

God bless those Germans from Fredericksburg, Texas

Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.

The farmer shouted: “Trink das wasser nicht, sheiskopf! Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen!” (Translation: “Don’t drink the water, s***head! The cows have s*** in it.”

The man shouted back: “I’m from Chicago and down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”

The farmer replied: “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”

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