God bless those Germans from Fredericksburg, Texas
Near Fredericksburg, Texas, where there is a large German-speaking population, a farmer walking down a country road notices a man drinking from his pond with his hand.
The farmer shouted: “Trink das wasser nicht, sheiskopf! Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen!” (Translation: “Don’t drink the water, s***head! The cows have s*** in it.”
The man shouted back: “I’m from Chicago and down here campaigning for Obama’s health care plan, I can’t understand you. Please speak in English.”
The farmer replied: “Use two hands, you’ll get more!”