How Crazy Have We Become?

Posted: January 31, 2010 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

SCHOOL — 1960 vs. 2010

Jack goes quail hunting before school, pulls into school parking lot
with shotgun in gun rack.

1960 – Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack’s shotgun,
goes to his car and gets his shotgun to show Jack.

2010 – School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students and teachers.

Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.

1960 – Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands
and they end up buddies.

2010 – Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault, both are expelled even though Johnny started it.

Jeffrey won’t be still in class, disrupts other students.

1960 – Jeffrey sent to office and given a good paddling by the Principal, returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class again.

2010 – Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin. Becomes a zombie. Tested for ADD. School gets extra money from state because Jeffrey has a disability. (Only in America!)

Billy breaks a window in his neighbor’s car and his Dad
grounds him and makes him work all summer to pay for it.

1960 – Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college, and becomes a successful businessman.

2010 – Billy’s dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy removed to foster care and joins a gang. State psychologist tells Billy’s sister that she remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy’s mom has affair with psychologist. And the government wonders why their “Nanny State” doesn’t work… duh!

Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.

1960 – Mark shares aspirin with Principal out on the smoking dock.

2010 – Police called, Mark expelled from school for drug violations. Car searched for drugs and weapons.

Pedro fails high school English.

1960 – Pedro goes to summer school, passes English, goes to college, grows up and gets elected to City Council and becomes a respected man in the community.

2010 – Pedro’s cause is taken up by a bunch of Liberal ninnies. Newspaper articles appear nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is “racist.” The ACLU files a class action lawsuit against the state school system and Pedro’s English teacher. English is banned from core curriculum. Pedro is given a diploma anyway along with the rest of the kids that can’t read or write, but still ends up mowing lawns for a living because he STILL CAN’T SPEAK FRICKIN’ ENGLISH!!!

Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from 4th of July,
puts them in a model airplane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1960 – Ants die.

2010- BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called. Johnny charged with domestic terrorism, FBI investigates parents, siblings removed from home, computers confiscated, Johnny’s Dad goes on a terror watch list and is never allowed
to fly again.

Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1960 – In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
2010 – Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces
3 years in State Prison. Johnny under goes 5 years of therapy.

Have we all become a nation of suck-tits?

  1. Turtlemom says:

    WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I really enjoyed this – even though I’m the one that originally sent it to you!

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