Archive for February, 2010

The Relaxation Technique That Eases Stress in Seconds

Posted: February 26, 2010 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

Imagine yourself stuck in a boring meeting at work, a long line at the bank, a long line waiting for gas at the filling station (that’s what we used to call them in Texas, years ago). Or… imagine yourself in bumper-to-bumper traffic on the Beltway in D.C. at 5:00 o’clock afternoon traffic.

Your blood pressure is rising… your stress is getting ready to shoot through the roof… you feel a tightness in your chest just reading this. Argh!

Before you “stress out” and have a heart attack in the middle of the freeway, stop and think.

No… I don’t mean stop in the middle of the freeway! Doh! Somebody behind you might “cream” you in the rear end and then you’ll REALLY be stressed.

No… rather stop thinking about the stressful situation you’re in. If you have a few seconds while you’re at a dead stop (What? You don’t like that analogy?) reach up and gently grab your ear lobes between your thumb and forefinger, gently massage them while closing your eyes and imagine yourself sitting on the beach down in the Caribbean, sipping on a Piña Colada, and then chant… “Whoosah! Whoosah!”

Make the syllables long and drawn out. “Whoooooooooooo – sssssaaaaah!”

Gently hissing the “s” in “whoosah” while exhaling.

It’s almost hypnotic. It’s kinky to some, and sounds a little stupid and “new ‘agey'” but hey! So is picking your nose in traffic!

Remember the movie “Bad Boys?” Remember the way they relieved stress? Try it. It just might work.

And if it doesn’t? So what! At least someone (maybe even you) will get a laugh out of it. And laughter is another good way to relieve stress.

Just think about the neighborhood bully. Now imagine yourself walking up to his and handing him an ‘ass-whuppin’ on a silver platter.

Now, wasn’t that funny? Well, okay… maybe not. But if the bully walked away massaging his ear lobes chanting “whoosah”… well now, THAT would be funny! And if you don’t think that there’s funny, then you just need to get up out of your seat and leave the auditorium right now!

Global Warming Scientist Admits Doubts

Posted: February 21, 2010 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

Proponents of the global warming hoax have suffered a serious blow as leading climate change scientist Phil Jones now acknowledges that the earth may have been warmer in medieval times than now.

Jones also conceded in an interview with the BBC that during the past 15 years there has been no “statistically significant” warming.

“The admissions will be seized on by skeptics as fresh evidence that there are serious flaws at the heart of the science of climate change and the orthodoxy that recent rises in temperature are largely man-made,” Britain‘s Daily Mail observed.

Jones recently stepped down as director of the University of East Anglia’s Climatic Research Unit in Britain after leaked e-mails indicated that scientists there were manipulating data to strengthen the argument for man-made global warming.

The data have been used to support efforts by the United Nations’ Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change (IPCC) to urge governments to cut carbon dioxide emissions and to produce the “hockey stick graph” that shows temperatures relatively stable for centuries before rising sharply in recent decades.

Critics of global warming crusaders believe there is evidence that the world was warmer than today between about 800 and 1300 A.D., during the so-called Medieval Warm Period (MWP), due to evidence of high temperatures in northern countries.

“There is much debate over whether the Medieval Warm Period was global in extent or not,” Jones said in the interview.

“The MWP is most clearly expressed in parts of North America, the North Atlantic, and Europe and parts of Asia.

“For it to be global in extent, the MWP would need to be seen clearly in more records from the tropical regions and the Southern Hemisphere. There are very few palaeoclimatic records for these latter two regions.

“Of course, if the MWP was shown to be global in extent and as warm or warmer than today, then obviously the late 20th century warmth would not be unprecedented.”

Marc Sheppard, environment editor of American Thinker, declares: “As the entire anthropogenic global warming theory is predicated on correlation with rising CO2 levels, this first-such confession from an IPCC senior scientist is nothing short of earth-shattering.”

He also writes: “Indeed, we know that, during the MWP, ice-free seas allowed the Vikings to settle a then comfortably warm Greenland, where colonies flourished for many centuries. Modern archaeologists digging through [Greenland’s] permafrost have uncovered bones and artifacts attesting to the villages established there.”

Despite his concession that there has been no “statistically significant” warming over the past 15 years, Jones still maintains that he is “100 percent confident” the climate has warmed and said “there’s evidence that most of the warming since the 1950s is due to human activity.”

So… what are we supposed to do? Save the earth from destruction by killing off all human beings? What a crock! I knew this global warming was a BS hoax 18 years ago, just like it is now.

Do you remember the “Big Freeze” of the 70’s and 80’s? Remember the proponents of the big “Sky Is Falling” Ice Age?

Just follow the money.

I’m Sick and Tired of Hearing BHO Crying Like a Ninnie

Posted: February 13, 2010 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

Here’s the scoop on what Obama inherited.

I am Sick of “Inherited”

The Washington Post babbled again today about Obama inheriting a huge deficit from Bush, blah blah blah. Amazingly enough, a lot of you Liberal ninnies keep swallowing this nonsense.

So once more, I’ll try to give you a short civics lesson.

Budgets do not come from the White House Oval Office. They come from Congress. And who has controlled Congress since January 2007?

Right! The Democratic Party! (You big dope!)

They controlled the budget process for FY 2008 and FY 2009, as well as FY 2010 and FY 2011.

In that first year, they had to contend with George Bush, which caused them to compromise on spending, when Bush, somewhat belatedly, got tough on spending increases. For FY 2009, though, Nancy Pelosi and Harry Reid bypassed George Bush entirely, passing continuing resolutions to keep government running until The Anointed One could take office.

At that time, they passed a massive Omnibus spending bill to complete the FY 2009 budgets.

Why?

Because they controlled the Congress and the Republicans were, for all intents and purposes, unable to filibuster it.

And where was your Bless One, Barack Hussein Obama, during this time?

He was a Senator! He was a member of that very same Congress that passed all of these massive spending bills, and he signed the Omnibus bill shortly after he was inaugurated President to complete FY 2009.

You Liberal ninnies just don’t “get it” or you don’t know your history!

Let’s remember what the deficits looked like during that period:

If the Democrats inherited any deficit, it was the FY 2007 deficit, the last of the Republican budgets. That deficit was the lowest in five years, and the fourth straight decline in deficit spending. After that, Democrats in Congress took control of spending, and that includes Barack Obama, who voted for the budgets! If Obama inherited anything, he inherited it from himself.

Quit blaming it all on Dubya! And if you’re looking for some place to lay the blame, look to your Anointed Leader!

In a nutshell, what Obama is saying is, “I inherited a deficit that I voted for and then I voted to expand that deficit to the moon since my inauguration on January 20th.”

WAKE UP AMERICA… BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!

These morons are feeding you a line of Kool-Aid and you continue drinking it! (Ya big dope!)

They say that if you continue to say something loud enough, often enough, people will eventually believe it.

Well, guess what folks? Obama keeps whining and you keep buying his BS!

As Mark Levin would say, “Get outta here, ya big dope!”

POLITICAL INCEST: DEFINITION

Posted: February 3, 2010 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

When the County Clerk is married to the Deputy Sherriff, who was recently busted in a drug raid. Go figure!