- The U.S. will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past & present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Kim Jung-Il, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, Ahmadickhead, and the rest of those “good ol’ boys” — we will never “interfere” again.
- We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, Japan, the Philippines, and wherever else they don’t want us.
- We will station all troops along our borders like all other nations do. No one will be allowed to sneak through holes in the fence, or crawl like rats through tunnels into our country. If they do, they’ll have to crawl through mine fields.
- All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their shit together — or leave. We’ll give them a trip home and deduct the bill — and the fines — from the subsidies we send to their countries. After 90 days, the remainder will be gathered up and sent to Ahmadickhead in Tehran. He and the Ayatollah will welcome them with a firing squad… or a beheading squad. Whatever!
- All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days, unless given a special permit. No exceptions. No one from a terrorist state will be allowed in — PERIOD! If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. If you don’t like it here in America, then kiss my ass and get the fuck out of my country! Asylum is not available to assholes who want to blow us up, or fly airplanes into our buildings. We don’t need any more of your smelly asses driving cabs or cashiering in our convenience stores.
- No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, flunk the sons of bitches and send them back to where they came from!
- The U.S. will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting sources of energy — but will require temporary drilling of oil in the Gulf Coast, the Alaskan wilderness, and along both coasts. The caribou and the polar bears will love you for it and they will figure out how to cope. Don’t worry about them: they’ve been doing this for millions of years, and they’ll figure it out for another couple million years.
- Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, tell them to go have sex with themselves (in public) — with a drunk whore and a bottle of whiskey. They can go sell their shit to Chavez or the Chicoms. We don’t care. The Saudis are running out of oil anyway.
- Oh! You didn’t know about #8? That’s another story… for later.
- If there’s a famine, earthquake, tsunami — or any other natural disaster in the world — we will not “interfere” with our compassion and humanitarian aid. They can pray to Allah, the “Universe” or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen by their thugs in their military, or given to the “big wigs” in their governments. The people who need it most get very little, if anything at all.
- Evict the United Nations and tell them to set up their headquarters in Tehran. We don’t need their fucking spies and fair weather friends here anyway. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or a lockup for illegal aliens.
- All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, all you foreign bastards that don’t like us can quit calling us “Ugly Americans.” You can also kiss our ass and pay your own way in the world and quit looking to us to bail your stupid asses out of the fuckin’ bind you got yourself into.
- The Language we speak is ENGLISH. Learn it… or LEAVE.
- The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, “You wanna a piece of me, bitch?!”
Archive for July, 2010
Homeowners – Better Read This One
Don’t want to be bothered with “Political stuff?” You’d better read this one. It will come as a huge shock to you if you aren’t informed as to what Obama is up to, and it has already passed one hurdle. It will take very little now to put it into actual law!! YOU DUMB SUMBITCHES WHO VOTED FOR THIS JOKER BETTER WAKE UP!
So you think you live in a free country? Boy have you got a surprise coming!
A License Required for your HOUSE?
If you own your home you really need to check this out. At the end of this email is the Google link to verify. If the country thinks the housing market is depressed now, wait until everyone sees this. No one will be buying homes in the future.
We encourage you to read the provisions of the Cap and Trade Bill that has passed the House of Representatives and are being considered by the Senate. We are ready to join the next march on Washington ! This Congress and their “experts” are truly out to destroy the middle class of the U.S.A.
A License will be required for your house…no longer just for cars and mobile homes….Thinking about selling your house? Take a look at H.R. 2454 (Cap and Trade bill). This is unbelievable! Home owners take note and tell your friends and relatives who are home owners!
Beginning one year after enactment of the Cap and Trade Act, you won’t be able to sell your home unless you retrofit it to comply with the energy and water efficiency standards of this “Cap & Trade” bill, passed by the House of Representatives. If it is also passed by the Senate, it will be the largest tax increase any of us has ever experienced.
The Congressional Budget Office (supposedly non-partisan) estimates that in just a few years the average cost to every family of four will be $6,800 per year. No one is excluded. However, once the lower classes feel the pinch in their wallets, you can be sure that these voters will get a tax refund (even if they pay no taxes at all) to offset this new cost. Thus, you Mr. And Mrs. Middle Class have to pay even more since additional tax dollars will be needed to bail out everyone else.
But wait. This awful bill (that no one in Congress has actually read) has many more surprises in it. Probably the worst one is this: A year from now you won’t be able to sell your house without some bureaucrat’s OK. Yes, you read that right.
The caveat (there always is a caveat) is that if you have enough money to make required major upgrades to your home, then you can sell it. But, if not, then forget it. Even pre-fabricated homes (“mobile homes”) are included. In effect, this bill prevents you from selling your home without the permission of the EPA administrator.
To get this permission, you will have to have the energy efficiency of your home measured. Then the government will tell you what your new energy efficiency requirement is and you will be required to make modifications to your home under the retrofit provisions of this Act, to comply with the new energy and water efficiency requirements.
Then you will have to get your home measured again and get a license (called a “label” in the Act) that must be posted on your property to show what your efficiency rating is; sort of like the Energy Star efficiency rating label on your refrigerator or air conditioner. If you don’t get a high enough rating, you can’t sell.
And, the EPA administrator is authorized to raise the standards every year, even above the automatic energy efficiency increases built into the Act. The EPA administrator, appointed by the President, will run the Cap & Trade program (AKA the “American Clean Energy and Security Act of 2009”) and is authorized to make any future changes to the regulations and standards he/she alone determines to be in the government’s best interest. Requirements are set low initially so the bill will pass Congress. Then the Administrator can set new standards every year.
The Act itself contains annual required increases in energy efficiency for private and commercial residences and buildings. However, the EPA administrator can set higher standards at any time. Sect. 202 – Building Retrofit Program mandates a national retrofit program to increase the energy efficiency of all existing homes across America.
Beginning one year after enactment of the Act, you won’t be able to sell your home unless you retrofit it to comply with its energy and water efficiency standards. You had better sell soon, because the standards will be raised each year and will be really hard (expen$ive) to meet in a few years. Oh, goody!
The Act allows the government to give you a grant of several thousand dollars to comply with the retrofit program requirements IF you meet certain energy efficiency levels. But, wait, the State can set additional requirements on who qualifies to receive the grants. You should expect requirements such as “can’t have an income of more than $50K per year”, “home selling price can’t be more than $125K”, or anything else to target the upper middle class (that includes YOU?) and prevent you from qualifying for the grants.
Most of us won’t get a dime and will have to pay the entire cost of the retrofit out of our own pockets. More transfer of wealth, more “change you can believe in.” Sect. 204 – Building Energy Performance Labeling Program establishes a labeling program that for each individual residence will identify the achieved energy efficiency performance for “at least 90 percent of the residential market within 5 years after the date of the enactment of this Act.”
This means that within 5 years 90% of all residential homes in the U.S. must be measured and labeled. The EPA administrator will get $50M each year to enforce the labeling program. The Secretary of the Department of Energy will get an additional $20M each year to help the EPA. Some of this money will, of course, be spent on coming up with tougher standards each year.
Oh, the label will be like a license for your car. You will be required to post the label in a conspicuous location in your home and will not be allowed to sell your home without having this label. And, just like your car license, you will probably be required to get a new label every so often – maybe every year.
But, the government estimates the cost of measuring the energy efficiency of your home should only cost about $200 each time. Remember what they said about the auto smog inspections when they first started: that in California? It would only cost $15. That was when the program started. Now the cost is about $50 for the inspection and certificate.
Expect the same from the home labeling program. Sect. 304 – Greater Energy Efficiency in Building Codes establishes new energy efficiency guidelines for the National Building Code and mandates at 304(d) that one year after enactment of this Act, all state and local jurisdictions must adopt the National Building Code energy efficiency provisions or must obtain a certification from the federal government that their state and/or local codes have been brought into full compliance with the National Building Code energy efficiency standards.
CHECK OUT a few of the sites;
Cap and Trade: A License Required for your Home http://www.nachi.org/forum/f14/cap-and-trade-license-required-your-home-44750/
HR2454 American Clean Energy & Security Act: http://www.govtrack.us/congress/bill.xpd?bill=h111-2454
Cap & Trade A license required for your home: http://www.prisonplanet.com/cap-and-trade-a-license-required-for-your-home.html
Cap and trade is a license to cheat and steal: http://www.sfexaminer.com/opinion/columns/oped_contributors/Cap-and-trade-is-a-license-to-cheat-and-steal-45371937.html
Cap and Trade: A License Required for your Home: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/news/2393940/posts
Thinking about selling you House? Look at HR 2454: http://www.federalobserver.com/2009/10/01/thinking-about-selling-your-house-a-look-at-h-r-2454-cap-and-trade-bill/
Barack OBAMA, during his Cairo speech, said: “I know, too, that Islam has always been a part of America ‘s story.”
No… Mr. Obama, Islam has NEVER been a part of America’s history!
AN AMERICAN CITIZEN’S RESPONSE
Just a few questions for you, Mr. Obama,
Were in the hell were those Muslims that were in America when the Pilgrims first landed? There weren’t any! They were Native American Indians.
Quit trying to re-write our history!
Were those Muslims that celebrated the first Thanksgiving day? Again, those were Pilgrims and Native American Indians.
Can you show me one Muslim signature on the United States Constitution? The Declaration of Independence? The Bill of Rights?
Not no, but hell no! You cannot.
Why? Because they were too busy living in the Stone Age, raping, pillaging and taking non-muslims captive around the Mediterranean, and in Europe.
You evidently don’t know your history.
Remember that little fracas called the “Barbary Wars?”
Didn’t think so. That’s because you’re not the brightest bulb in the marquee.
Did Muslims fight for this country’s freedom from England ? No.
Did Muslims fight during the Civil War to free the slaves in America ? No, they did not. In fact, Muslims to this day are still the largest traffickers in human slavery. Your own half brother, a devout Muslim, still advocates slavery himself, even though Muslims of Arabic descent refer to black Muslims as “pug nosed slaves.” Says a lot of what the Muslim world really thinks of you and your family’s “rich Islamic heritage,” doesn’t it Mr. Obama?
All the while you are trying to re-write our history, your Muslim “heritage” is laughing their asses off at your ignorance.
Where were Muslims during the Civil Rights era of this country? Not present. If they had been, LBJ would have made mention of them in his memoirs.
There are no pictures or media accounts of Muslims walking side by side with Martin Luther King, Jr. or helping to advance the cause of Civil Rights.
Where were Muslims during this country’s Woman’s Suffrage era? Again, not present. In fact, devout Muslims demand that women are subservient to men in the Islamic culture. So much so, that often they are beaten for not wearing the ‘hijab’ or for talking to a man who is not a direct family member or their husband.
Yep, the Muslims are all for women’s rights, aren’t they?
Where were Muslims during World War II? They were aligned with Adolf Hitler. The Muslim Grand Mufti of Morocco himself met with Adolf Hitler, reviewed the troops and accepted support from the Nazi’s in killing Jews.
Finally, Mr. Obama, where were Muslims on Sept. 11th, 2001?
If they weren’t flying planes into the World Trade Center, the Pentagon or a field in Pennsylvania killing nearly 3,000 people on our own soil, they were rejoicing in the Middle East . No one can dispute the pictures shown from all parts of the Muslim world celebrating on CNN, Fox News, MSNBC and other cable news networks that day.
Strangely, the “moderate” Muslims whose asses you bent over backwards to kiss in Cairo, Egypt on June 4th were stone cold silent post 9-11. To many Americans, their silence has meant approval for the acts of that day.
And THAT, Mr. Obama, is the “rich heritage” Muslims have here in America. As far as we are concerned, you can take that “heritage” and stuff it where the sun don’t shine.
Oh, you remember the Barbary Pirates, don’t you? They were Muslim. Thomas Jefferson brokered a treaty with them in 1801 to release American captives from Algiers, then 4 years later, your buddies in Tripoli, Libya broke the treaty.
That’s when we sent Admiral Bainbridge over there with the Marines and the Navy to kick their frickin’ asses back to the Stone Age, where they wanted to live anyway.
You remember the Bainbridge? That’s the name of the boat where we had 3 Navy snipers shoot those shit-head pirates off the coast of Somalia after they captured one of our Merchant Marine vessels.
You remember that shit? Sure you do! Because neither you or any of your cabinet could make a decision to do anything about it, the captain of the Bainbridge decided to take it upon himself to uphold his oath to the Constitution. Something you haven’t been able to do since you took office.
And now we can add November 5, 2009 – the slaughter of American soldiers at Fort Hood by a Muslim major who was a doctor and a psychiatrist who was supposed to be counseling soldiers returning from battle in Iraq and Afghanistan.
That, Mr. Obama is your “Muslim heritage” in America. NOT OURS!
Muslim heritage, my ass.
Historically, you’re a jackass.
A Harley biker is riding by the zoo in Washington , D.C., when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion’s cage. Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents. The biker jumps off his Harley, runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch. Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the biker brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter addressing the Harley rider says, “Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I’ve seen a man do in my whole life.”
The Harley rider replies, “It was nothing, really, the lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right.”
The reporter says, “Well, I’ll make sure this won’t go unnoticed. I’m a journalist, and tomorrow’s paper will have this story on the front page…
So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?”
The biker replies, “I’m a U.S. Marine and a Republican.”
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the biker buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
U.S. MARINE ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the media’s approach to the news these days.
(Liberals need to go screw themselves…)
This story originated somewhere else — in similar form — on the Internet.
The other day, someone at the store in our town read that a methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county. Posing a rhetorical question, he asked me, “Why didn’t we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?”
“Well,” I replied, “I had a drug problem when I was young: I was drug to church on Sunday morning and Sunday evening, and drug to church on Wednesday evenings for Bible study. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals and those ‘pot-lickin’ lunches and ice cream socials. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter what the weather was like.”
“I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults. I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, broght home a bad report card, or a failing grade in one of my classes. I was drug to the woodshed for talking disrespectfully to my ‘elders’ or when I said something bad about the preacher, or if I spoke ill of one of my teachers at school. And if I didn’t put forth 110% effort towards everything that was asked of me, I was drug to the dang woodshed again!”
“I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered profanity. I was drug out to pull weeds in the garden and flower beds, and chop weeds out of the cotton fields. I was drug out to chop cockleburrs out of my granddaddy’s fields, and if I whined about it, I was drug back to the damn woodshed!”
“I was drug to homes of family, friends and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow their yard, repair their clothesline, paint their house, and if I had ever taken a dime as a tip for this ‘kindness’ my dad would have drug my ass back to the damn woodshed and beat my ass again.”
“Those drugs have affected my brain and my system all my life, and they’re still affecting everything I do, say or think. They’re stronger than cocaine, heroin, crack, or marijuana. If today’s kids had this kind of drug problem, America would be one hell of a better place and we wouldn’t have to hold the hands of so many wussified wimps and change the diapers of daughters with attitude problems.”
“If we had these kind of drug problems with our kids, we wouldn’t have to worry about the next generation getting on the welfare rolls and depending on the Nanny State. We wouldn’t be in fear of growing old with a bunch of entitlement minded snot-nosed shit-heads screwing around with our retirement and economy.”
“God bless America, and God bless the parents who ‘drugged’ us like they did.”
And, God help us if we don’t teach our kids how to turn this country back to where we had some self respect.