Why Muslim Extremists Are Suicidal

Posted: November 9, 2010 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

Think about it a minute…

Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists are so quick to commit suicide.

Let’s see now…

  • No messiah, no Christmas, no Easter, no Resurrection…
  • No television, no nubile cheerleaders in short skirts, no nude women (their women are always covered up with camel tarps)…
  • No dragster races, no football, no soccer, no BBQ’d pork spare ribs, no hot dogs, no HAMburgers…
  • No chocolate chip cookies, no lobster, no nachos, no Beer nuts, no alcohol, no beer…
  • No marijuana, no cocaine, no salvia, no hashish, no heroin, no dope… NO SHIT!
  • Rags for clothing and towels for hats.
  • Constant wailing from the ass-hole next-door because he’s sick and there aren’t any doctors.
  • Constant wailing from the jackass up in the tower calling out to a false god and false prophet…
  • On your knees facing east most of the day…
  • More than one wife (OMG!!!)…
  • Can’t ever shave…
  • Your wives can’t shave either…
  • Your wives can’t wear makeup, and if they could, you couldn’t see it any-frickin-way…
  • You can’t shower to wash off the smell of donkey cooked over burning camel dung…
  • Your bride is picked by someone else, and she smells just like your damn donkey (or your camel)…
  • Then they tell you that when you die it all gets better! (Yeah right!)
  • The only way it gets better is if you commit suicide then they promise you 72 virgins! (Yeah, righ! Where have I heard this crap before?)

Is there REALLY a mystery here?

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Comments
  1. turtlemom3 says:

    WAHAHAHA! From our Western perspective, this is a no-brainer. Pity the Islamacists don’t “get it.” Have to feel sorry for them somewhere down deep – but it’s very deep! Mainly, I still have some anger, and a lot of, “you just don’t get it, Stupid!” on top of the pity.

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