Homeland Security Secretary Janet Napolitano’s “Let’s
Make a New Deal” isn’t working out too well. Her
approach is to keep “America’s airports secure” — but
it isn’t working: and it isn’t generating too many
This goes without saying, not only for passengers, but
also flight crews: pilots and flight attendants (male
Duh! Could it be, perhaps, because the choices given
are so insulting — and in violation — to the rights
enjoyed by a free people?
Door #1: Have nude pictures of yourself beamed to some
video monitor to be viewed by police academy rejects
and convicted sex offenders, where it may or may not be
Door #2: Allow yourself to be groped, poked, patted
down, felt up, frisked, and squeezed at the hands of
the same police academy reject in a Smurf-blue uniform,
Door #3: Don’t travel by air. Just drive, or take a
ship. Whatever. Just boycott all travel on airliners.
But, wait! That won’t work either! Because the first
time some camel-shit raghead uses a bus, a motor home,
or a cruise liner to commit one of his nefarious acts,
they’ll implement the same stupidity on those modes of
What? They already have?
Okay. Point made.
How’s about this: next time they go to grope you for
WMD in between your penis and scrotum, or under those
fake implants, why not disrobe and lift everything up
in front of witnesses and show them that you are
“unarmed.” (Now, there’s a thought…)