If you called your Liberal friends up on der Fuhrer’s birthday to annoy them and missed them, you’ve got another chance to call them up and offer them your condolences on the anniversary of his death (April 30).
When they get bent out of shape with you and go apoplectic, tell them you “feel their pain.”
As a conservative, you know how hard it is to be persecuted for holding views some find unfashionable. Say you won’t condemn them for being socialist fellow travelers of Herr Hitler and that their secret is safe…
…just so long as they agree not to try any of that Sieg Heil crap when you or your kids are anywhere nearby.