Medicare Part X “NEW SENIOR PROGRAM

Posted: September 14, 2012 by thesundowner in Uncategorized

New Medicare Program

You’re a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no nursing home available for you. So what do you do?

Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a revolver and 6 jacketed hollow point bullets. You’re allowed to shoot six politicians.

Of course, this means you’ll be sent to prison where you will get three meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning and all the health care you need!

Need new teeth? No problem. Need glasses? That’s great. Need a new hip, knees, kidney, lungs or heart? They’re all covered.

As an added bonus, your kids can come and visit you as often as they do now… which is probably rare, if at all.

And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that they cannot afford for you to go into a home!

And you can get rid of 6 useless politicians while you’re at it.

And because you are a prisoner, you don’t have to pay any income taxes anymore.

Is this a great country or what?

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