How Democrats Get Rich—Off Taxpayers
By The Psychotic and Evil Twin Brother of YOU KNOW WHO
Dear Fellow American:
There’s no doubt about it: Getting rich in Barack Obama’s America is tougher than ever. And keeping your riches is going to be tougher, still.
With BHO’s cronies and tax cheating buddies in D.C. his plans are to raise your taxes, and make it extremely difficult to achieve the American Dream.
It doesn’t have to be that way, and you can do something about it.
As I see it, there are two basic ways to go about getting rich in America today…
- The first is what I call “The Easy, Sleazy Democrat Way to Wealth.” All it takes is using political power—your own, or someone else’s—to steer private money or (even better) YOUR TAX DOLLARS into a secret, offshore bank account.
Here are just a few tried-and-true “Sleazy Democrat” techniques for doing just that:
- Run a “Government-Sponsored Enterprise” (into the ground).
- Let’s say you’re a longtime party hack who knows nothing about running a business, like ex-Clinton buddy, Franklin Raines.
- Get appointed as CEO of Fannie Mae, the “government-sponsored” mortgage giant, where the profits are privatized and the losses are covered by taxpayers.
- Never mind that you don’t know shit from Shinola about mortgages, economics, or banking.
- Take tens of millions of YOUR TAX DOLLARS AND BAILOUT MONEY in salary and bonuses (based on phony accounting).
- Then, when you’ve laid the groundwork for Fannie and Fredie’s bankruptcy and the sub-prime mortgage crisis, walk away with a “golden parachute” estimated at $240 million.
- Hey! That’s the “DemocRAT way! Why not???!!!”
- Force Taxpayers to Subsidize Your Business.
- Pick something that makes no real-world, economic sense, and that doesn’t work, and all the trumped evidence is based on bullshit science…
- …like “biofuels” or “green technology,” or, better yet, “wind energy.”
- Then, get the government to mandate and/or subsidize its use—and if possible, tax and regulate your competition to death.
- It’s important, however, to mask your intentions by posing as a public-spirited, pretentious “Do-Gooder” like Al Gore, whose use of this technique has already built him a multi-million dollar empire,
- and who could become a billionaire from the “carbon credit” racket if the cap-and-trade bill becomes law.
Benefit from Nepotism!
Not a politician? Not a problem!
Just be related to one!
Whether you’re the nephew of Rep. John Murtha (D-PA), getting lucrative defense contracts, or the son of Joe Biden, getting rich off Dad’s name as a government lobbyist, or the wife of Barack Obama, getting a nearly 300% raise at her Chicago hospital job right after he was elected U.S. Senator—and right before he requested a $1 million earmark for the hospital—just remember:
In the world of political influence-peddling and back-scratching, it’s always “family first.” You scratch my nuts, and I’ll scratch yours!
The icing on the cake of “Easy, Sleazy Democrat” wealth-building strategies like these? You get to rail against “rich Republicans” and “greedy corporate fat cats” and “Big Oil” while patting yourself on the back for being a selfless public servant.
But wait a minute, you say. What if I’m not a powerful politician—and have no connections to one?
Then, you might want to know about the other way to wealth I mentioned—the honest, patriotic alternative to the “Easy, Sleazy Democrat Way.”
I call it “The American Way to Wealth” —and it’s got four simple steps:
- First, work hard at your job or business,
- Make as much money as you can,
- Stay current on your bills,
- And pay what you “owe” in taxes—and not a damn penny more!
- Start a home based business and make it profitable!
Take whatever you have left and invest it according to the advice of someone you know who is (1) knowledgeable and (2)trustworthy—not some ass-monkey on Wall Street who gets commissions off your stock trades no matter how badly they do.
In the Age of Biden (formerly Obama), when our government is declaring war on private enterprise even as other countries like China and India are embracing it, we need to take our economy back and rip it out of the hands of the Communist pendejos and morons in Washington.
Let’s face it: For the next few years at least, the American economic system will be increasingly tilted in favor of big-government Democrats and their tax cheating, and criminal buddies.
I’m in favor of taking control of my own economy, and I can show you how to do it with the The Master Marketers Academy.
I will show you how to—not just be competitive—in the marketplace, but DOMINATE your marketplace.
Sincerely,
The Psychotic and Evil Twin Brother of YOU KNOW WHO
P.S. If you don’t want to take back your country and rip it out of the hands of the communists in Washington, get you a tube of KY jelly, then grab your ankles and take a swift kick in the ass! Because that’s EXACTLY what Biden, Harris, Pelosi, Schumer & Company are going to do to you.
P.P.S. Do you REALLY want to leave the future of your well being in the hands of retards and morons?
The Sundowner 